honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Are my feet made of real feet?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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