Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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