its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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