ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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