her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
COCAINE IS GR8
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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