Pappa wants mamma naked
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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