There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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