I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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