JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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