omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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