Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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