these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How does it feel to date your dad?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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