i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you would pick up someone in the library
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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