it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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