Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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