There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
