you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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