4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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