Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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