I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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