The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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