I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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