the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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