bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.