If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin