I just made out with a guy for $7.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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