$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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