Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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