Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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