careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
how drunk are you?
Several
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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