I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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