Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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