I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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