Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
