your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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