But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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