My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I party with great urgency now.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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