literally had 100 drinks last night.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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