What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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