Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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