I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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