I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
this is an emotional support booty call
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