Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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