Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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