just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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