i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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