whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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