You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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