We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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