Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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