so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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