Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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