After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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