It's like God shit irony all over that family
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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