Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can't turn off my feet"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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