I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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