we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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