i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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