there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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