I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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