Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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